第16回 "◆分手(上)
係某1條街到 "*
牙ME:唉 "→個樣有D唔開心 "
牙K:做咩咁樣AR "→有D擔心牙ME "
牙ME:牙紫佢都成3日冇番學喇 "都唔知佢搞咩 "打俾佢佢又唔聽喎 "唉 "→好明顯牙紫佢嬲左我LA "
牙K:唉 "→學牙ME個樣有D唔開心咁 "
牙ME:我咁樣啫 "你又係咁既樣 "→個樣傻傻地 "但係傻得黎好可愛AR "
牙K:唉 "有個人為左1 D事而唔開心 "咁我見到佢咁樣 "我未學佢咁既樣LO "FEEL下果種感受有幾難受都好GA "→傻笑 "
牙ME:你傻左AR "→終於笑番喇 "
牙K:你仲傻LA "傻婆 "→打左牙ME個頭1野 "
牙ME:我係傻AR "不過係都係你傻先GA啦 "→打番牙K 1野 "
牙K:哎牙 "→扮痛 "
牙ME:你冇野AR MA "係咪我打得太大力牙 "→不停咁問牙K有冇事 "
牙K:玩你咋 "你信GA "→猛咁係度笑牙ME "
牙ME:哎牙牙 "你真係咪死過頂喇 "→又想打牙K "
牙K:係牙 "我係未死過AR "但係 "→講講下停左 "
牙ME:但係咩 "→好想知 "
牙K:就係我唔想你心痛AR "我打你就話啫 "→又打左牙ME 1野 "仲走左去另1度 "
牙ME:喂 "你咪走AR "→好痛AR "俾我捉到你你就死梗喇 "哈哈 "走左去追牙K "
第16回 "◆分手(下)
係某1條街 "*
牙ME:仲捉唔到你 "呼呼呼 "→喘晒氣 "
牙K:咩你咁屎GA "咁快就冇氣喇 "→條氣跑到好唔順 "
牙ME:我捉到你都算叻GA喇 "連你自己都喘氣喇 "傻佬 "→講野條氣都唔順AR "
牙K:係我未訓醒啫 "→扮細路仔講野 "
牙ME:咩關事GA喇 "小弟弟 "→扮大姐姐講野 "
牙K:咁我就唔知喇 "→變身做番牙K喇 "
牙ME:唔知就唔好亂咁UP喇 "知冇 "→抄嬲 "但係個樣好得意AR "
牙K:知道喇 "老婆大人 "→扮到好似好聽牙媽話既細路仔 "
牙ME:咁就乖喇 "→摸摸牙K個頭 "
突然間牙K個電話響起左喎 "
牙K:你等我1陣先 "有電話響AR "→好認真咁同牙ME講 "
牙ME:哦 "好牙 "→見到牙K個樣咁認真 "佢都唔敢同牙K玩住 "
牙K電話中 "*
牙K:喂 "邊個牙 "
佢:大佬有事要搵你AR "→好緊張 "
牙K:聽你把聲都知係大件事LA "→仲笑得出 "
佢:你仲笑得出既 "我唔理啦 "你E家快D落黎啦下 "→愈講愈快 "
牙K:要黎都要知你地係邊至得GA "
佢:唉 "真係俾你激死喇 "** "係你屋企門口LA梗係 "
牙K:咁大獲 "→開始有D驚LU "
佢:你知就好LA "快D落黎LA "如果唔係都唔知你點收夥AR "→就黎俾牙K激死GA喇 "
牙K:得啦 "我E家即刻黎LA "→CUT左線喇 "
佢:又會咁快收左線既 "→CUT埋線LU "
牙ME:做咩牙 "有事AR "→1睇就知牙K 1定有事LA "
牙K:SORRY牙 "我屋企突然出左D事 "我E家要番1番去AR "→令轉左後面諗住跑番去屋企 "
牙ME:唔緊要AR "你記住打番電話俾我AR "→大嗌 "有D擔心牙K會唔會出事 "
牙K:得GA喇 "→1講先就跑左番屋企喇 "
係牙K屋企門口 "*
牙WAI:E "傑哥 "牙K終於黎左喇 "→奸笑 "
牙傑:牙K "咩你黎左GA喇 "你幾時黎左GA "仲咩唔講我知AR "→搭住左牙傑個搏頭 "
牙K:哦 "我都係岩岩黎GA咋 "係呢 "你搵我黎究竟有咩事呢 "→有疑心 "
牙傑:哦哦 "冇咩野GE "想問你1 D野啫 "→奸笑 "
牙K:咁你想問咩AR "→開始有D驚 "
牙傑:你唔駛驚GE "我剩係想問下你 "你果班係咪黎左個插班生咋MA "
牙K:係AR "你想對佢做D咩AR "→驚牙傑會對牙ME做D行為不軌既事 "
牙傑:哦 "冇咩GE "對佢有D好感咁啦 "
牙K:傑哥 "你千祈唔好搞佢AR "好大獲GA "→好緊張 "
牙傑:做咩咁緊張佢AR "你鐘意左人AR "→試牙K "
牙K:唔 "唔係AR "我反而好憎佢TIM牙 "我點會鐘意D咁既8婆AR "係咁嗲人 "係人都煩LA "我唔係咁冇TASTE AR "傑哥 "→講得好絕喎 "但係個心總係痛既 "
牙傑:但係我今日見到你拖住佢隻手番學校喎 "仲好親熱TIM "→仲試牙K多1次 "
牙K:哦 "佢話鐘意我喎 "咁我見到佢好玩得 "見到佢咁索梗係玩下佢先LA "你估我真係好鐘意佢GA "我玩佢咋MA "要怪就要怪佢自己攞黎衰啦 "佢自己走過黎GA咋 "→講得好激好絕 "但係自己個心係愈講愈痛GE "
係E個時候有個人COM左牙K 1巴 "*
牙ME:點解 "點解AR "→喊 "個心好似俾火燒既1樣痛 "
牙K:牙ME "我 "→好突然 "好想解釋 "
牙ME:我咩我AR "你話過你愛我GA "但係E家係你親口講玩我AR "蹓解點解你要咁對我AR "→打左牙K 1野 "
牙K:牙ME "你聽左我講先啦 "→望住牙傑見到佢係度奸笑 "
牙WAI:牙K "咩你咁GA "之前同完1條女朴完野 "家陣又黎多個 "你唔累GA咩 "→加埋把口落去 "
牙ME:賤格 "→COM左牙WAI 1巴 "
牙WAI:AR "→好痛AR "
牙傑:咁又係GE "人地牙K係學校既校草 "梗係多女GA啦 "我都話左你唔好咁花心GA喇 "牙K "→愈講愈想笑 "
牙K:事實上唔係咁GA "牙ME "→捉住左牙ME隻手 "
牙ME:放手AR "→THINK開左牙K隻手 "
牙K:你聽我解釋先啦 "→你係都唔聽我既解釋 "你又唔信我 "
牙ME:你唔駛解釋LA "因為我E家要同你分手AR "→係牙K面前就好火 "但係佢1令轉身走既時候就喊左出黎喇 "走左LU "
第17回 "◆牙ME終於失戀了
係某1條街到 "*
牙HO:E "牙ME你做咩喊AR "→好擔心 "
牙ME:鳴鳴 "→坐在係個地度猛咁喊 "
牙HO:牙ME "你起身先啦 "我地過去果個公園慢慢傾LA "→扶左牙ME起身 "
佢地坐左係個公園到 "
牙HO:你講我知究竟發生左咩事先啦 "→未見過過HO會咁溫柔GA "
牙ME:鳴鳴 "點解佢要呃我喎 "→牙ME個心好痛 "
牙HO:下 "牙K "佢對你做過D咩野AR又 "→好火AR "
牙ME:好痛AR "→喊到唔收聲 "
牙HO:下 "佢打你AR "邊度痛牙 "→睇下牙ME邊度受左傷 "
牙ME:佢冇打我AR "→喊到成個細路咁樣 "
牙HO:咁你又話好痛 "→開始有D驚牙ME會有事 "
牙ME:我話E度AR "→指著個心口 "
牙HO:哦 "嚇得我AR "→你咁樣 "我個心咪仲痛 "
牙ME:不過 "→咳左幾聲 "
牙HO:不過D咩AR "→拎左支水俾牙ME "
牙ME:不過佢呃我搞到我好傷心AR "個心頂住 "好辛苦GA "→飲緊牙HO拎俾佢果支水 "
牙HO:就係咁咋 "唉 "真係俾你嚇死AR "喇 "慢慢飲AR "→嚇得我AR "不過我都驚你遲早都會出事牙 "
牙ME:下 "支水你飲過GA "→E家先唔喊喇 "
牙HO:係AR "喇 "E家唔喊咪冇事LO "→哈哈 "正1傻瓜黎GA "
牙ME:鳴鳴 "唔制AR "→又喊番喇 "
牙HO:做咩又喊AR "→你又咩事AR "
牙ME:我唔要飲你D口水尾AR "→追住牙HO黎打 "
牙HO:喂 "唔好打我AR "HELP "→狂係度俾牙ME追住黎打 "