第２回 "◆開學的第１天（下）
係２A班既班房 "＊
牙HＯ：E "新同學喎 "咩咁豬既 "→嘩 "佢好令女AＲ "
牙根：E "唔係牙 "都幾令女AＲ "唔錯唔錯 "→同我想像中果個牙MＥ仲好喎 "
牙HＯ：喂 "你啞GＡ "咁耐都唔出聲 "你叫叫名牙 "令妹 "
牙MＥ冇理到佢 "
牙HＯ：喂 "你唔係又龍又啞GＡ "E家我問你AＲ "
牙MＥ又冇理到佢 "
牙HＯ：你 "
牙MＥ：我咩我牙 "你仲要明知故問 "
牙HＯ：咩明知故問牙 "死令妹 "家陣有個令仔想識你喎 "咁都唔受 "→好明顯我E家係全班人面前溝緊你LＡ "
牙MＥ：我叫牙MＥ全班人都知GＡ LＡ "係你笨至唔知啫 "仲有咩受唔受AＲ "睇你個樣似個牙伯多過令仔GＡ喇 "
牙HＯ：哎呀 "你牙 "
牙根：唔好嘈LＡ "MＩSＳ黎左喇 "
牙HＯ：好 "見你係新黎我至俾面你GＡ咋 "
牙MＥ：我唔駛你俾面我喎 "
牙HＯ：你 "→好 "你今日同我小心D牙 "
牙兒：牙HＯ AＲ"E D咁既人唔好同佢嘈LＡ "同佢嘈簡直有失身份牙 "→啤住牙MＥ "
牙HＯ：好 "我費時有失身份AＲ "→我１定要溝到牙MＥ "
牙MＥ：我怕你嘈嘈到我同你條女狂啤住我咋 "→同牙兒互啤 "
牙兒：你家陣好想死AＲ "→想１巴CＯM落牙MＥ到 "
牙詠：MＩSＳ黎左喇 "→幫牙MＥ "唔想牙兒打牙MＥ "
MＩSＳ終於黎左喇 "＊
MＩSＳ：GＯOＤ ＭOＲNＩNＧ "CＬAＳS "
CＬＡSＳ：GＯOＤ ＭOＲNＩNＧ "MＩSＳ屎 "
MＩSＳ：好喇 "今日黎左１個新同學 "
牙HＯ：係人都知LＡ "仲駛你講AＲ "
MＩSＳ：咁人地第１日入黎 "係咪應該俾個好印象人地AＲ "
牙HＯ：咁又唔見佢１入黎俾個好印象我地 "→好串嘴 "想同我串下隔世先LＡ "
MＩSＳ：你 "都費時同你講AＲ "好喇 "牙MＥ同學你就同大家介紹下自己LＡ "
牙HＯ：冇人叫你講 "係你自己要同我講咋喎 "
牙MＥ：大家好 "我叫做牙MＥ "今年1２歲 "
MＩSＳ：好 "我E家唔同你嗌 "今日放學之後黎搵我 "
男生A：1２歲讀FＯRＭ 2 "唔係咁勁牙 "→咩人黎GＡ "
男生B：嘩 "簡直係破晒健力士學校紀錄大全AＲ "→咁未即係勁過牙詠 "
牙MＥ：MＩSＳ "牙紫佢暈左AＲ "
男生C：我個紫紫AＲ "你千祈唔好有事AＲ "→喊埋出黎AＲ "駛唔駛牙 "
男生B：牙紫你唔好有事AＲ "最多我照顧你１生１世AＲ "→出晒位 "喊埋１份 "
男生A：牙紫 "→E個仲激動 "猛咁係度大嗌牙紫 "
牙HＯ：你話AＲ "點解我要黎搵你AＲ "你搵我唔得GＡ "→火到拍枱 "
MＩSＳ：全部同我收聲 "→MＩSＳ終於發火喇 "
牙HＯ：你話收就收AＲ "
MＩSＳ：你即刻同我係班房出面罰企 "→啤左牙HＯ １眼 "
牙HＯ：好 "出咪出 "驚你牙 "→真係出左班房出面罰企 "
MＩSＳ：牙兒你同我帶牙紫落去醫療室 "UＭ "搵多個人去幫手LＡ "
牙兒：好牙 "→今次你仲唔死 "
牙根：MＩSＳ "等我同牙兒佢地１齊去AＲ "我絕對唔會俾你傷害牙紫佢GＡ "
MＩSＳ：但係 "
牙根：有個男仔睇住會好D GＡ "MＩSＳ牙 "
MＩSＳ：咁好LＡ "
牙根：牙兒１齊行LＡ "→抱起牙紫 "
牙兒：好牙 "→哼 "竟然想阻住我 "
MＩSＳ：好 "E家上堂 "
唔知牙根佢地去左醫療室發生左D咩事呢 "
下回就會提到GＡ喇 "
第３回 "◆牙兒復仇計（上）
係醫療室 "＊
牙根：校工叔叔 "牙紫佢點AＲ "→牙紫你唔好嚇我AＲ "
校工叔叔：令仔唔駛咁緊張喎 "→係人都知係你條女LＡ "
牙兒：係LＯ "佢又唔係你邊個 "駛咩咁緊張AＲ "→你鐘意人地AＲ "人地都未必鐘意你LＡ "
牙根：你 "→你肯定想搏打頂喇 "
校工叔叔：唉 "佢今朝係咪冇食藥AＲ "→大佬 "佢有貧血GＡ "
牙根：下 "你又知佢要食藥既 "
校工叔叔：E個學生有病歷記錄GＡ MＡ "
牙根：咁佢要食D咩藥GＡ "而且係咪要日日食GＡ "
牙兒：駛唔駛咁AＲ "人地又唔係你條女 "→原來佢有病既 "哈 "
牙根：關你牙媽咩事AＲ "
牙兒：你又咩燃野AＲ "
牙根：問心果句 "你有燃咩 "有燃至好罵人LＡ "→想１巴CＯM落牙兒到 "
牙兒：你 "→竟然咁夠膽串我 "１陣你條女就 "嘻 "
校工叔叔：你地１人小句得唔得AＲ "病人仲休息緊GＡ "→好嬲 "
牙根＋牙兒：哼 "→鬼叫佢串我AＲ "
牙詠突然間落左黎 "＊
牙詠：大件事喇 "MＩSＳ發火喇 "牙根你要快D上去搵牙HＯ LＡ "
牙根：下 "→咁牙紫佢點AＲ "
牙兒：哦 "得GＡ喇 "佢E家就去GＡ喇 "→今次牙紫係我度 "你仲唔死 "
牙詠：牙根 "咁E家快Ｄ上去LＡ "→好急GＡ "
牙根：你好野 "死８婆 "→係牙兒耳仔邊細聲咁講 "
牙兒：睇下點 "→奸笑 "
係２A班既班房 "＊
MＩSＳ：我要你E家即刻向著全班同我道歉 "→火到臉都紅晒TＩM AＲ "
牙HＯ：你話AＲ "→話下你牙媽啫 "駛唔駛咁AＲ "
MＩSＳ：家陣你話我牙媽喎 "
牙HＯ：話你牙媽未話你牙媽LＯ "鬼叫你牙媽生左你E個咁既女AＲ "
MＩSＳ：你想罵我啫 "駛唔駛罵埋我牙媽AＲ "→眼仔都濕晒喇 "真係好想打死你AＲ "
牙HＯ：想打我牙 "打LＯ "
MＩSＳ：你 "
牙HＯ：睇下我會唔會告到你甩褲AＲ喇 "→我E家就係要串你 "吹牙 "
牙HＯ 1講Ｅ句全班友係度狂笑 "＊
MＩSＳ：牙MＥ "你E家即刻同我落去搵校長黎 "
牙MＥ：下 "我 "→我新黎咋喎 "
MＩSＳ：我叫你去就去LＡ "→喊左出黎喇 "
牙MＥ：係既 "→我岩岩黎入E間中學 "我都唔知邊度係校長室 "唉 "算LＡ "落左去先算LＡ "
係牙根果邊 "＊
牙根：哎呀 "→扮晒野咁 "
牙詠：做咩野牙 "
牙根：我岩岩留低左D好重要既野係醫療室到AＲ "→又係度講大話 "
牙詠：咁點AＲ "
牙根：一係我去番果度拎番先LＡ "你就返課室先 "→好急 "
牙詠：但係 "
牙根：得GＡ喇 "我搞得掂GＡ喇 "
牙詠：咁好LＡ "你要快D返黎AＲ "
牙根：得喇我喇 "→未講完就跑番落去 "
係牙MＥ果邊 "
牙MＥ：究竟校長室係邊度呢 "→搵得好唔耐煩AＲ "
牙根：E "牙MＥ "→跑度喘晒氣 "
牙MＥ：E "係你牙 "牙根 "又會咁岩既 "
牙根：我入去睇下牙紫咋MＡ "咁你呢 "
牙MＥ：哦 "MＩSＳ叫我落黎搵校長咋MＡ "→E "頭先MＩSＳ唔係急CＡLＬ叫佢返課室GＡ咩 "E家佢又話蓍黎搵牙紫 "唔通佢 "哈哈 "
牙根：E "你諗咩野AＲ "
牙MＥ：冇野AＲ "係喎 "我都想知牙紫佢E家點AＲ "
牙根：咁我地１齊入去AＲ "
牙MＥ：好AＲ "→甜甜既笑 "
